u and that turtle got something in common, but ur separation is collosal
u both livin pondering ur life, the difference is he'll be remembered as a fossil
u know u never get ass, poor fool u must not even had a chance
cuz ur used to holding something white and small that barely juts out past ur pants
that shit older than me tho, long time in the ground til they dug him up
that motherfucker straight turned to iron - like you needed to with that button up
it's like u just rolled out of bed, covering up breath that smells of sewage
this dude got his mind on 'turtle power' and he LOOKS like a teenage mutant
don't think this dude cultured - someone else paid for him to get inside
he's really wondering what it would take to get this exhibit to pimp his ride