FOR VULGAR
TINDER
Tinder is wicked easy to work game
OKC is for psychopaths & low response rate
POF is for the gremlins who didn't get laid on OKC
Match.com is for depressed cubicle workers
Normally my advice would be don't over think it & be casual, but if you have no clue what you're doing-
- Profile: 4 pictures.
Main one is a relatively recent, clean shot of you doing something interesting, dressed well, and u can see all your facial features/ body type. Don't take good pictures? Ask a photographer friend to take pictures for you, if they're any good they will come out dope. Yeah u can pick one from when you were shredded 3 years ago, cropped etc but you're making it hard for yourself when you meet up
Then, whatever you like for other 3 shots. usually good to have one with the bros and one with a female friend. Pets, family poses, you doing a sport or at the beach with a beer and hand are guaranteed yeses
Profile: this is a waste of time. Don't leave it blank. Put something witty, hint at the kind of girl you're looking for, put a movie quote or Arrested Development quote or something that says "I'm a regular guy who has no problem getting laid and not inflicting multiple stab wounds on my Craigslist dates"
COOL. Now you are a Really Swell Guy Who Seems Mildly Interesting But Not Weird For Being On Tinder. Projecting this is how you're gonna reel in the girls with the same mindset, AKA fish in a barrel.
Remember that any time you break character, women are gonna notice & think you're dishonest & possibly flake
This is true for being yourself too, like
Alright, talking to these women & matching.
To begin with, I need you to swipe yeswardly like a fucking autist with a scratch ticket addiction. Don't fucking stop until you have 30 matches. Then tag me
I'll cover actually getting them on a date with u in a later post ITT gotta run
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