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Originally Posted by Phil
My dog is chewing his leg. And I thought... If he eats himself, butt first, he won't have to shit himself out. Then I thought, we'll how far could he actually go with eating hhimself. Like, no way can he make it to the back of his own head, you know?
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I imagine eating myself butt first in one swift swoop, so that in the blink of an eye, I dissappear, except for my jaw, which falls to the floor in a chatter like a wind up toy