Muff: The "terrible" aspect and shot at his penis size was really forced into a played rubber match/condom punch.
Destroyer: I've probably seen about 30 different similie wordplays and never this one, and the personal touch and solid wording made it effective.
Vote: Destroyer
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I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.
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