This nigga is the waterboy for the bear calvary
Lookin like Honey Boo Boo ' s moms singing for Disturbed
Weigh ton
Lookin like he head butted a wasp ' s nest with his face
Lookin like he got a Ken doll pussy under his blue leopard print skirt
Lookin like he tried to bench press depression and folded
lookin like a gay echidna
This nigga looks up "faggot stuff" on ebay with reasonable buy-it-now options
Lookin like he got cottage cheese feet with veggie chip toenails
Lookin like he cried at the end of Finding Nemo
Lookin like he got his street cred from Captain Planet's crew
Looking like wears strawberry jam vests and slip-n-slides on Melba toast
Lookin like a Charmin tissue bear with chest zits
Lookin like a postpartum depression koala
Lookin like he duct tapes a Go Pro to his neck and tries to film himself going down on himself
This nigga prints out pictures of Sailor Moon and Jacks off on them
Nigga lookin like Freddy from iCarly at a Mine craft rave
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