[dull boy]

11am early bird special prices. Making waffles for breakfast. Daddy's secret ingredient is syrup in the batter. They think I'm a genius. We eat it without syrup because they can't keep it from dripping sticky sauce all over our round table. Bacon, too. Bacon tastes amazing with syrup. UGH I CAN HEAR YOU GETTING FATTER. Gotta cook eggs for the lady because she's difficult. Whipping cream instead of milk in the scrambled eggs and a little bit of Tony's seasoning.

Going to the dollar store for snacks before the theater. I teach my children about working the system.

I'll let you all know how it goes.