[Objective]

Originally Posted by VERITAS

you are over 25 and still smoke weed

you do not have reliable transportation (only because public transportation is unreliable every now and then. I honestly have no need for a car though. There's times where it would be useful, but for the most part it's no bigge so why would I spend 4-6k on the license and another 10 on a car along with tax +++ that adds another 0.5-5k a year on something I don't really need?)

you have a felony conviction (I don't know about this one, got literally caught red handed for graff when I was a youngin'. I guess graffiti = dirt person in your book so I put it in here.)

you look forward to your income tax return (one year I got 3000$ in tax return, who wouldn't love that shit?)

your dietary staple is drugs booze and ramen.

Your favorite movie is scarface (not my favorite, but it's up there.)

you have frequent hangovers

look like a disgusting sloth

If this is what it means to be a dirt person I fucking love to be one.