[uh-oh]

i remember when i worked at subway they tried pushing that avocado shit

legit tasted like random ground up leaves

like when you were a kid you ever just chew up a random leaf? shit tasted like that

and everyday nerdy bitches in yoga pants with cameltoes would come in and put it on turkey subs

i didnt get it.

but yo if its the dollar menu at wendys, gotta get a half a million jr bacon cheeseburgers