[El Muffin]

[QUOTE=uh-oh;436205] CAN I PARTICIPATE?
you have a neck tat N

you have forearm tats N

your hats have stickers still on them N

you are over 25 and still smoke weed YES MFER

you do not have reliable transportation NO

you have a felony conviction NOT YET

you still cop J ' s YES

you look forward to your income tax return RESOUNDING YES

you stay with your parents No

you lie profusely on the internet No

your name is Timothy Erlwein WE ARE ALL TIMOTHY ERLWEIN..HE IS ALL OF US

your dietary staple is drugs booze and ramen. IF ITS ORIENTAL THEN IM DOWN

You did not finish high school NO I GRADUATED. I CAN GET THRU ANYTHING IF MAGIC EJACULATED

you always have a *hustle* N

Your ride is trash but your stereo bangs N..TOTAL OPPOSITE MY RIDE IS STRAIGHT MY STEREO SOUNDS LIKE LICHTENSTIENS WAR DRUMS

you smoke cheap cigarettes NEWPORTS...OR CAMEL CRUSHES..so N? iono

you have not worn a tie in the last 5 years NAH

you steal from your mother NAH

you steal from your friends NAH

You have an air brushed t shirt NAH

Your favorite movie is scarface DR STRANGELOVE

You consider yourself smarter than others bc of Google COME ON NOW.

you have frequent hangovers RARELY DRINK

you know more Than 2 strippers government names I DONT KNOW TWO STRIPPERS

you steal cable NAH

your tint is *bubbly* MY 2ND CAR DID HAVE BUBBLY TINT THO NO LIE..THAT WAS 10 YRS AGO THO ..MAZDA 626


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