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#7 - The Dark Knight Rises
My kid was invited to a movie night at a country club.
said he could go, then my wife Kelsey gave me a lovely tug.
Told me I'm such a good father, real proper, smart and cautious.
Said they're playing 'Black Knight' starring Martin Lawrence.
I was alarmed, nautious, what the fuck were they thinking?
I almost excused myself from our daily lunch in the kitchen.
I laughed and said, "The Dark Knight Rises is disgusting."
Kelsey lunged in, "No sex for a week, and don't be eyeing any suction."
She corrected me, stated that the Black Knight is what we'd be seeing.
I told her I disagreed and in fact, I had shrugged off the feeling.
Apparently my statement was daring, ironic and pretty rascist.
Just because they still play the movie doesn't make it anymore famous.
Nor iconic, it was wack then, and it'll always be last in any film rotation.
God forbid my kid asks me to buy it. I'll start crying, then leave for vacation.
We arrived on foot, it was only half a block away.
Ball game next door, so drunk I yelled, "Yo pass the rock this way!"
My little boy repeated it, we laughed then went inside.
He found his friend, so I had a cigarette to caress my mind.
I seen one family walk in with the dad wearing a knight outfit.
I wanted to spit in his face to start a fight, just to see if he likes jousting.
I had an idea, something great that'll help the night go smooth.
It could actually be fun, might get her out of her psycho mood.
Sounds of laughter rang out from the main entrance.
I should've left, instead of going through with my plans to end this.
I walked back in and announced that outside, it was raining armageddon.
Sure enough though, it looked as if our days have started ending.
Oh, the irony. God's rivalry has arrived with his dynasty.
I told everyone that we should leave, maybe they need privacy.
Demons lined the seats. Satan ate my heart with his sharp eyes smiling.
I looked in my wife's eyes and said "See, told you it was The Dark Knight Rises."
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