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Originally Posted by E Tha Real
My couch is known as the soul sucker. Laying on it stops all time and makes you want to sleep. It forces you to tell friends 'hey you fell asleep, would you mind going home now'
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My couch is very similar, but it's known as the mole sucker
It rearranges the moles on your body while you sleep, into the formation of a pentagram, thus ruining your life. Super inconvenient