[Mr. J]

I send a message to the moon, receive plans from pluto
a rude ho, sipping from the menudo, Miss Scarlet, no clue tho'
she practiced Judo, toss her weight around like you know...
she got it, maybe that's why she seems so obnoxious
a heart that rotted, a rapunzel length with her ends knotted
mr fantastic the way her imagination stretched that night
too many kids under the black light, too much conscience
she thought it...but plotted wrong, violation of boundaries
what you know about me, a few drinks could make me rowdy
Roddy Piper, fresher than downy, the haze makes her mind cloudy
renouncing the keys to her audi, riding into a sunset proudly