PancakeBrah and I discussed at length how we both had a 90% chance of no-showing. I, personally, may or may not have very strong feelings about the quality of my topic, and these feelings may or may not have played a crucial role in the relative quality of my resulting verse.
Just a disclaimer/ apology to @
PancakeBrah if he shows with a verse he spent hours crafting, since i can feel Pinot Grij judging me as a person from here