Thank you your honor. I would like to take this opportunity to take stand. Many people in this country know me as bb da bb. Mustachio. bbichio. Or just plain bb. But, lately, I've been known as nothing. NOTHING. One night a few nights ago, I was responding to another user known for high severity faggotry (NYCSpitz). The accussed, Muffington, crustachio, was wishing him a happy birthday.
I was surprised the thread of the title wasnt "read but don't respond"
I gunned for nyc and muff comes in there full guns blazing, attacking bb.
I felt attacked. And I gunned him back.
I exposed him your honor. I- I almost killed him that night, I admit.
*breaking out in tears*
I FUCKING HAD TO, YOUR HONOR, THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY. THAT LED TO A SPIRALING OF FAGGOTRY BEYOND THE REGULAR PLANE OF FAGGOTRY, IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
While I was hoarding off the faggotry with my anti-repellant faggot lasers. People noticed the heroic thing I was doing. I was abstaining from faggotry with the highest level faggot there is.
They saw something in me your honor. I became a silent hero that day.
Soon, POLICE CHIEF @
Bags came in to help me and the cause. He saw the extreme faggotry and called in reinforcements.
By that time, muff thought this was because he was godly and suffered from common "everybody's against me cause IM RIGHT DAMNIT, IM THE BEST, THESE GUYS ARE PEASANTS" syndrome. The very thing veritas suffers from, and many before him. It was horrible. Then @
PancakeBrah chimed in with the reason of voice as our supreme negotiator. He is very well equipped in the field of negotiating and we had to go get through this stand-off with muff the faggot monster. His words spoke fluent, copious affluent bloom of copious something in dull boy's sig. It was graceful. Muffs monster faggot ass broke down, and started crying. As you can see in the picture below, full faggotry display after numerous subversive attacks on me, as you can see he even posted on my VISITOR WALL, which my system didnt even register, because you have to have a certain NON FAGGOT level for me to see your posts.
I would like to submit a picture your honor, for the court to see.
In here you can see the co-signing Knucklehead also attempting to thwart the god that is BB. Also, I'd like to submit a prosecution for the court; Knucklehead in aiding faggotry, in which he actually boosted muff's reputation allowing the monster faggot to neg other people, and on occasion would help muff continue his faggotry by abusing his mod powers because he is also a faggot. Your honor, chesterworth. I believe this is an offence as well, and because he is an administrator of our land he shouldnt be above the law. I demand justice.
This is the picture of the accused.
You can see here that he is in full-faggot mode. Thinking he is a god, and calling me a midget. When clearly he broke down from a slight observation. He even said he had 'friends' at one point.
Your honor, that is all.