ahahahahaha fuckin crying
OH HEY IM CERTAIN. GAY? I’M CERTAIN. LET ME JUST EDIT UR POST CAUSE HEY I’M WORKIN. CAUSE IM AN EDITOR FOR WORK,I JUST ATE CHEDDAR FOR DESSERT AND CHEDDAR FOR LUNCH. AND CHEDDAR FOR BREAKFAST AND CHEDDAR FOR FUN. BRB EDITING. EDITING YOUR MOM. FIXING UR SPELLING MISTAKES, SPELLING MISTAKES? YUK! EXCEPT I WOULD NEVER SAY LOOSE WORDS, CAUSE IM WAY TOO PERF. THAT PART ABOUT THE CHEESE? CAUSE IM AN OVERWIGHT HUGE NERD. AND PROBLY A FAG. BRB EDITING, EDITING THIS AUDIO MAG. IM THE TOPICAL CHAMP. ACCOMPLISHMENTS: FAT. EATING TROPICAL CRAB TOPPED WITH CHOCOLATE AND POPSICALS, DAMN. BRB EDITING, PRETENDING IM NOT. PROFILE SAYS OFFLINE BUT IM DEFINITLY ON. TWENTY FOUR SEVEN IM ON. EDITING LOTS. FIXING UR POSTS TO GET ME MY JOLLIES. GET PUBLISHED EVERY DAY, NO BIG DEAL. EATING WHOLE BIG MEALS THAT I BROUGHT TO MY DESK. INFLUENCES? SPELL CHECK AND AUTOCORRECT. GOD IM A VET, BEEN AROUND SINCE THE DAWN OF THIS TEXT SHIT. BRB EDITING CAUSE IM A MOD IN THIS SECTION. THERE FIXED UR POST AND NOW I GOT AN ERECTION. THE CAUSE OF MY DEPRESSION? CAUSE EVERYWHERE I GO I’M LIKE HEY DOES THIS PLACE GOT A CONCESSION???
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My syllable count approximately a billion, bounce. You cannot compete.
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