OH I'M COPYPAT LET ME SMOOTH OUT THAT ICE LIKE I SMOOTH OUT MY FLOW. SHOOT OUT MY LOAD ON MY HAND, THEN RUB IT ON MY FACE. I'M DUMB AND OUT TO WASTE RHYMES LIKE SOMETHING YOU ALL HATE. ACCOMPLISHMENTS: DRIVING ZAMBONI WHILE DRUNK. COORS LIGHT AFICIONADO. 2011 EASTER EGG HUNT CHAMPION. 30-YEAR-OLD TEXTCEE. NOT WINNING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. RAPS ABOUT DICKS ALWAYS, IDEALLY ALSO RAPPING ABOUT VULGAR'S DICK. HEY WISE WAYS WANT TO COLLAB? WE COULD RAP ABOUT HAVING SEX. EVEN THOUGH I NEVER HAVE IT. KEY INFLUENCERS: TREVOR LINDEN, ZENLAND, COORS LIGHT. SAT ALONE AT LUNCH. ATE BOLOGNA. LIVES LIKE UH-OH RHYMES LIKE UH-OH HAS ZERO CHARISMA UNLIKE UH-OH. GORDIE HOWE FORTY POUND.
FUCKA HATE CANADIAN BISH DIE BISH.
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