[Witty]

Copypat - I love how you write, you are natural, effortless, and your pieces are always exciting in both rhythm and language. I think sometimes being so natural in the words you choose will get you marked down as people seem to like more unique, out there, word choices, but I'm different, I want to see a piece that lets everyone be a part, a piece that communicates with everyone and is not vague at all, I think our goal is to effectively communicate our ideas in a way that lets as many people as possible join the party and I think you're very good at that, anyone could have read this piece and been appreciative of the wit, skill, and humour on display here, not just other writers. This was very enjoyable, it got a few LOL's from me and I finished the piece feeling satisfied in every way...nothing to complain about really.

Vulgar - Man you do things in your pieces that I could never do, I'm too different of a writer, I don't know how to explain it tbh but I guess the way you word things is really impressive to me, not just the things you say but the way in which you say them is unique, I can always tells a Vulgar piece with or without the name beside it. You have a great propensity for creating imagery within your pieces, it's like a painter with a canvas, I can clearly see everything that is being described. This however was below the standard I set for you, still at a very high standard, but not quite as good as I know it can be, the writing was beautiful and I enjoyed it a lot but I did feel somewhat disconnected at times, unsure as to what was really being said. Very enjoyable piece though.

Gonna go with Copypat by a hair.