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zygote's back!



Welcome back, @zygote. It seems like these generally get better with each one. This was exceedingly polished. The only knock is that it got repetitive. You didn't really try anything outside the box, as you have in others, though I noticed I still got a mention because my user name is a very common word.

Here are the parts that stood out to me, though I might as well quote the entire thing:

This is a guest specialist lecture that you better remember, there’ll be a test worth 100% at the end of semester.
First, get it together, challenging me is not an adventurous venture, it’s a pathetic endeavor.
Any attempt is an error.
Wherever whenever I sever contenders, every competitor’s lesser.
I’m a billionaire - you’re a beggar,
The aggressive oppressor, I target your temple like Nebuchadnezzar,
Your wounds infect and then fester, you’ll get beheaded, dismembered.
This is chess against checkers, respect your intellectual elder.
I pressure the center and then accept your surrender,
Out rhyming me is an unlikely dream like finding a chest full of treasure with a metal detector.
“Zygote is not the best!” - I reject that conjecture,

Are you chemically imbalanced? Mentally challenged?
You’re up against a zealous fanatic. My method is madness - one session will turn your therapist into a melodramatic hysterical manic.

As tough as cephalopod chitin.
The top position is filled so don’t bother applying,
Facing me is like facing down a band of northern Vikings or a clan of Hunnic horsemen riding towards where you’re hiding.

Man, I’m the apex in this animal kingdom. Astounding precision, leave you disorientated like Alzheimer’s symptoms.
I denounce competition. A Vandal chief rampaging through your castle keep with no merciful thoughts spared,
Off on a tear, I capture and pillage like a Barbary corsair.
Trauma and warfare, all opponents are left gawking there with a thousand yard stare.
So step in the square with the self-aware software.