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Split · 10-19-2014, 11:15 AM

slayed@ a company where WiFi is used for logistic communications

slayed @ a company where accessing Facebook, briefly, is forbidden & strictly monitored through proxies. yet spending your day endlessly flip-flopping on a rap message board is kosher

slayed @ having limitless free time bc you are staying at your relatives' house, but somehow still being subject to your company's Draconian censorship laws

slayed @communications wifi emergency 3G being offered at your german black grandmas house in Outer Assfuck, Sasketchawn

slayed @ thinking that people not currently on contract are going to lose their job for accessing literally less than a MB of social media in an undetectable way

slayeddddd @ having a single picture of yourself on your phone, chubby, in an undershirt in your dimly lit attic, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PHONE SO RECENTLY THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TIME TO TAKE PICTURES EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE CASUAL BASEMENT JACKIN SHACK SNAPCHAT, BUT NOW WEEKS LATER YOU ARE 6'0" AND JACKED AFTER DOING NOTHING BUT POSTING SINCE YOU SHIPPED OUT, and thinking this is proof that you are a handsome social butterfly

slayed @ a company getting their emergency communications wifi throttled by dudes on Facetime during work hours

slayed @ not being able to give away your company's coordinates but your IP address giving away your company's coordinates

slayed @ anyone lying this much and claiming to be genuine

10-19-2014, 11:15 AM	#205
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	slayed@ a company where WiFi is used for logistic communications slayed @ a company where accessing Facebook, briefly, is forbidden & strictly monitored through proxies. yet spending your day endlessly flip-flopping on a rap message board is kosher slayed @ having limitless free time bc you are staying at your relatives' house, but somehow still being subject to your company's Draconian censorship laws slayed @communications wifi emergency 3G being offered at your german black grandmas house in Outer Assfuck, Sasketchawn slayed @ thinking that people not currently on contract are going to lose their job for accessing literally less than a MB of social media in an undetectable way slayeddddd @ having a single picture of yourself on your phone, chubby, in an undershirt in your dimly lit attic, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PHONE SO RECENTLY THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TIME TO TAKE PICTURES EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE CASUAL BASEMENT JACKIN SHACK SNAPCHAT, BUT NOW WEEKS LATER YOU ARE 6'0" AND JACKED AFTER DOING NOTHING BUT POSTING SINCE YOU SHIPPED OUT, and thinking this is proof that you are a handsome social butterfly slayed @ a company getting their emergency communications wifi throttled by dudes on Facetime during work hours slayed @ not being able to give away your company's coordinates but your IP address giving away your company's coordinates slayed @ anyone lying this much and claiming to be genuine Last edited by Split; 10-19-2014 at 11:17 AM.