Originally Posted by Split
Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Multiple thread backfires
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Usually audio heads
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Actively encourages other poor boarding
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Always must have last word
Reluctant to post pictures
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
>
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
age<20 or age>27
Threatens legal action
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, herb, jizzercise hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, lame, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"
*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations
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