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Old 04-05-2013, 10:16 PM   #8
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Everyday i wake up at 7:12 am....immediately i reach for my pen and furiously write knife rape death threats to lama until my hand starts to cramp an i get dizzy. Then .... i call all of the david lamas that are listed in the yellow pages...by order of listing ....every time sum1 answers i begin to cry.....then i hang up....and call the next david lama. After that i read all of davids old posts from project rhyme & RM while punching broken glass and jerking off with sandpaper.at this point ive called into work to inform them that im going to be a few hours late because david lama is a complete and utter faggit and if i come into work then i cannot be held responsibke for my actions.....they have come to accept this excuse....strangely. around 11:15 i make sum breakfast ....the map of alaska. Yes.....everyday i eat the map of alaska.... at the top of my lungs i project....WE WILL BE ONE DAVID....then....in a cold sweat....i type in the address to NC ....while sitting atop the pentagram in a wig on webcam pounding my dick like im rollin out pizza dough.....LOADING ....LOADING.... WTF DO U MEAN ITS NIT BACK UPPPPP! ?!?!? FUCKFUCKFUCKKK U DAVID LAMA U FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF HIMAN GARBAGE FAGGIIITTT FAGAFAGAFAFAGIIT FUCKING FUCKBOY HEAD FACE FUCM

I HATE U DAVID LAMA.
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My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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