[theMuzzl3]

fuckit... couldn't wait to post. Coulda went through and edited, but I don't think its going to hit the nail on the head and get me a win anyway. Here it goes:


---------THIS MOTHA FUCKA FUCKS JUST TO FUCK, AND GETS STUCK---------
Thirsty for some, a man strolls down Fremont and makes a left on 4th street.
Homegirl straight up eyes him, hits him up; and they end up in her motel room.
From the minute he walked in, he had no idea that fate had deemed him doom.
The lonely dude didn't even have a condom, but she was a professional.
Took care of him really nicely, and homey paid her pricey fee in cash dollars.
After learning he had caught crabs, he desires going to get more action.
He decides that only a fraction of his needs were met with satisfaction.
That woman that lured him into the crab shack: he still ignorantly adores...
he goes back to score more ass crack; but as approaching the same whore,
some senior offers more for her time. Debate never came: he pulls out his nine(mm).
Homie grips his handgun sideways and points it into the geriatrics direction;
only to get shot in the side of the head by her pimp, as an act of protection.
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---------THIS MOTHA FUCKA FALLS IN LOVE AND NEVA GETS NONE---------
Two birds fall in love, they flirt and play; and eventually, they fuck.
She's soon pregnant after the love-making and they feel so happily in luck.
They get married, which sucks because years go by... and they still love each other;
but loving one another without love-making, as if their love turned them into brothers.
Sexless, they live their lives together, swearing to have each others' backs.
Promising, no matter what, that they'll fill and mend each others' cracks.
Then comes the sad part, each of them have sexual desires unmet.
So, the game goes on, flirting on the net; catching each other, upset:
the couple stays together, but strays in many different ways.
Then the cheating begins, and thats when the darkest days
are soon to come. Separation, divorce, hatred, and a small child:
that has nothing to do, but be man of the house and become vividly wild.