[Witty]

They say there's safety in numbers, try telling that to 6 million Jews.

Why don't sharks eat black guys? They think it's whale shit.

What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

Black magic doesn't work.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a gorilla? A really stupid Gorilla.

What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew

What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps.

Why don't Jews eat pork? Jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!

What do you call a Mexican who can swim? A Texan.

There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today. 243 people died.

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos (died a bit at this, so dumb but it nearly killed me)

What can you buy at a Mexican yard sale? Your fucking stuff back.

I tried to play Uno with a group of Mexicans, but they kept taking all the green cards.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk.

What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick. (One of the first jokes I ever remember my father telling me)

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.


Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site.

Paddy says to Murphy 'Im gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!'

He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts 'I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!'

Murphy watches in amazement!

The Foreman shouts 'Paddy you're mad, go home.'

So he leaves the site.

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

'Where the hell are you going?' asks the Foreman.

'I cant work in the friggin dark! ' says Murphy.