Aiiight, so this white chick goes to a bar and starts hitting it off with this black dude. After a couple drinks they finally decide to leave together. As they're about to call for a cab the white chick asks him; ''Is it true what they say about black guys?'', ''Yeah'', he says. Eagerly she replies; ''Then show me right now'' and the guy stabs her 35 times and steals her purse.
And obligatory: Q: Why does Tiger Woods hit the ball so well? A: Because it's white.
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