I'm literally taking a dump. I'm sitting fully naked and slumped on this little toilet making this up. I'm craving some lunch, but my fridge and cupboards are bare. I need to go shopping to get some stuff for in there. Like chicken stuffed and a marinated steak, and potatoes. I barely make mistakes when i stay home and cook like a chef. Cause i never buy ingredients unless they look like they fresh. I push and i stress until the poop finally lightens. Then i look at my text and see this spoof i been writin. Poof like it's lightning this was written for jokes, quickly was smoked, had a shit, rap was writ, and submitted this post.
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My syllable count approximately a billion, bounce. You cannot compete.
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