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Old 10-08-2014, 01:00 PM   #6
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- can recite entirety of shrek 2

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- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Originally Posted by Woosah View Post
i admit i need work, but its like my brain shuts off when i look at a piece of paper, idk what words to use or even what direction i want to go.

i'm basically rhyming words and then mushing dumb shit inbetween them.
i know exactly how bad you suck. i am going to be harsh, but fair.
worry about content, dont worry about rhyming. then pm me what you have. make sure to include detail, but don't strain it or make it corny. make it from the heart. feel free to use a thesaurus. but don't rhyme. and try to end these thoughts incompletely. like

sometimes I look at the moon when its <

incomplete. that's what i want

remember what type of things you were feeling when you wrote about the moon, and keep in mind things you want to say. make it shorter than you'd usually do, but make it respectable. think of words, and adjectives. and try to use differently formulas. don't do this >

sometimes i
something i feel
sometimes

etc etc.

dont do that. think of ways to expand and what you're trying to say. it's to sound less monotone and keep the reader intrigued like

when i look at the moon, it's light captures my daze >
with a jumpstart of reflection off the suns infecting amorous ways

simple. and quick. sometimes i understand what you say when you 'try' to mash. dont do that. keep in mind what you're saying and use context to guide the reader. I want 20 of these sentences with incomplete thoughts pmed to me. i will make you better than @PancakeBrah by next year.
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Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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