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Old 10-06-2014, 08:32 PM   #5
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once bbichio was lil bb in baby college (true story 4real srs)

den he took a breka and walk around campusio and started washing hands in a public beautiful fountain it was pretty and den i see everybody clear out

bb look over shoulder, nada dere

bb like hmm wtf is going on?????? so bb go into bathroom a few feet away and come out

near the fountain is a retarde behetmohm she like breathing all awkwardly like darth vador and she like EGUUGHRU just breahting and bb like wtf is this and she like hey bb im like

heylo darth retardio and she like

*drools*

im like ok

and then she walk closer 2 bbichio i said

DONT GET ANY CLOSER *SQUIRMS AGAINST WALL* and it was crazy

cause her tittios were humongous

i was like wtf. and they were huge as heck she was wearing like a bra on with a wifebeater over it and some crazy outfit with big combat boots and she just drooling all retarded with big tits in face im like wtf

she get clsoer

"hey bb" breahtiung all awkward im like holy fuck wtf and she just corner me into wall near fountain im like STOP PLEASE BB PLZand she like i like bb i want bb to be friend and soon enough her gigantic retard titties like size G bra was pushing bb into wall and she kept coming closer like dude thers a wall and bbs head fucking hetting smushed between big retard tits and wall and my face is there im like wtf what do i do do i just push er thats mean why would i push her and she kept breathing like a fucking robot and kept walking into me into the wall just like nonstop nt aware how retarded shes being and bb gota boner im like wtf is this big ass retard tits all sweaty shit was like from victorias non secret like her victorias bra was open to the public and it wasnt a secret anymore just smushing my face into the wall like crushing me and im being a gentlmene with pinky in the air like plz no and soon she was just doing like this move on me like zangief from street fighter just smother me with her breast muscles shit was isnane hadouken! and i gasped for air before her giant retarded breasts crushed me like trash compactor or something and my head was the garbage against bathroom tile wall in bb campus

fucka terrifying i woke up slumped with boner in air and drool all over my bald bb head it was terrifying idk maybe i lost virginity that day but i woke up she was gone and the water from the fountain was just running onto the floor like big shootout happened and there were like sweat stains on the mirror that looked like giant tits idk maybe she saw herself and made out with herself in the mirror with handicoop hooters was insane wow bb so scared
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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