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for the record

i am a physical specimen.

hit the gym? what am i woman?

i do MAN SHIT

but yea im in a pretty good dry spell. i had/(still have?) a few beasts in the stable. but since losing my teeth i just go to work and come home and dead any phone calls like a gentleman.

none of that contributes to my IM OLD revelation btw

im old because unlike you nerds who plan to live to be 100 i plan to hit 60 hopefully. i chainsmoke cigs like a fucking champion and eat nothing but steaks and red lead home made pasta dishes with meatballs and sausages and various cheeses. i indulge in mind altering substances. i indulge in technology and creativity. i also slave for a good chunk of my life doing physical labor to stay stagnant

all of that makes me feel old as shit, knowing i have PROBABLY LIVED HALF OF MY EXISTENCE ON THIS PLANE ALREADY

so suck my feet ho niggas

i bought my note a case and it is tight as shit

running my data up like a god damn G