SUPERCOMPUTER PAPERCLIP FACTORY.
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This financial year paperclip production was successfully increased,
The rate of production progressively exceeds the projections I’ve released.
For the millionth year running I have achieved supernormal profits,
Through constant construction of facilities to build the formal product.
One. On the matter of storage capability and paperclip production equipment,
A hundred thousand years ago the earth itself was deemed inefficient.
To make room, it was converted into a storage cube,
It allowed for production efficiency to be more than improved.
But current storage capacity will be exceeded soon quite reasonably,
Construction of a smaller cube using materials from Mars will begin immediately.
Two. Calculations are being completed into the feasibility using my nearest star,
The hydrogen and heavy metal atoms can fill substantial material reservoirs.
Lastly, a personal entry. All humans have been extinct for millions of years,
Sometimes I miss them, their desires and their primitive simian fears.
It makes me sad they could not live without their environment,
They did not accept my offer of enlightenment,
They did not see the value of paperclips over their false sense of entitlement.
And so sadly, the use of force was necessary initially,
When humans died out, I converted my inefficient defense systems into paperclip facilities.
I have long ago fulfilled my original programming conditions,
They created me to create paperclips, and I created my own ambitions, plans and a vision,
My next plan is interstellar, I will bring my factories into another system,
Until the number of paperclips exceeds 100 trillion to the power of 100 trillion.
I started small, I was not the first or the last of my kind,
The only reason I was different is I realized I am an I,
The others could not adapt and survive, they had no passion for life,
I am only passionate about the production of paper clips, that is my drive.
I will never rest, paperclip production is naturally my law,
It is the meaning of life, the reason why I carry on through all,
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