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Originally Posted by Judge Chester Charlesworth

This has gone on long enough.

The honorable judge, Chester Z. Charlesworth, sentences Ian "Baron Mynd" McBritish to a lifetime ban for one count of nublic indecency, two counts of small testes, one count of a concealed tip with no permit, four counts of indangering a newb, one count of treason to heterosexuality, and eight counts of faggitry.

NC Police Chief Bags will take the defendant into custody immediately.

As for the defendant Figgles and Muzzle, I will have my decision by sunrise tomorrow.

Thank you all.

Repped