[BROKE LESNAR]

Originally Posted by theMuzzl3

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Three Rappers, One Cup

Three rappers, One cup. I dunno about you guys, but I feel stuck.
They put the three weakest rappers together, just for a chuckle. 1/10

Bulliest out'ta us three wins, then scrappers give-em a knuckle sandwich.
MKG suckles Beans; trolls so much, must be running outta bandwidth. 1/10

Beans, you so full of fiber, your rhymes flow straight out'ta yo diapers.
Deciphering your cyphered lines would cause the rich to become rioters. 1/10

I hear beans is good for dieters, so take a page from your unfit name --
cuz your fat ass could fill every page of all books, with the shit you claim. 1/10

Both yahs' rhymes is so wack, and you call yourselves actual rappers?
Yo, both of yo jacked up lines came straight off'a Crackerjack Wrappers! 2/10 (this is an improvement, but rhyming rappers/wrappers is lazy and using jacked/jake lessens the impact, plus there have been a ton of crackerjack box plays dating back to the mid-90s lol)

When DJ's spin dubs at clubs, your words rearrange into some spun-out shit.
Then, theMuzzl3 rubs on your momma's mangy clits, for the pun and fun of it. 1/10 (your setup line was excellent, your follow-up line was a crucial miss)

Compared to mine, y'alls' online presence must be a lot bigger & tougher;
but in real life, y'all be actin faggotty, exactly like Frankie from Big Brother. 3/10 (better, but the big/bigger part didn't help your rhyme scheme)


I'm bored wit these scripted fuckups; homies' asses slipped, got ripped and tore.
I'm still torn about waking them up and flippin they sore asses off'a the floor. 1/10 (best couplet of your verse, but i say that bc it had a nice swag and flow vibe to it. again, tore/torn. can't rate higher bc this isn't a swag and flow battle)

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Originally Posted by Beans

Mkg and muzzle beef/flirt, mkg ducked muff cos he has to write 8 bars then says he's not showing a 8 bar battle



It's a Beautiful day to kill, y'all flirt to much not remember'n the plan
No need to show quotes proving U2 more homo than Bono fuk'n members in the band 4/10 (there have been a ton of U2/Bono lines throughout the years, but I liked how smooth this bar read)

Seriously, judging by verses I've read? I knew ur numbered rounds
MM think of winning this exercise? There's a better chance Rick Ross loses 100 pounds 4/10

NC knows ankles break as soon as I walk on the rap scene
NC also knows KG doesn't have a shot on the net...
Even if he sat down & wrote a verse wit that guy from that team 5/10 (the 3-bar execution was GREAT, but what hurt was "that guy from that team", maybe "the guy", don't want too many that's in one line, take some of the impact away)

Ya girl think you a faggot, says sex life is fuckin rough
you proved that in the chat ducking me...after u duckin muff! 3/10 (muff/pussy np's, even though a personal, when used this way, is really played)

Fuck u both! I corrupt the sole of these newb twits whos rappins wack
Stomp Muzzl to death & make MK read my verse threw shoe prints on that faggots back 10/10 (soul/sole puns are redundant but I love the way this bar hit) - lotb

When i put a muzzle on my dog, it ends the tough talk
put muzzle wit my dawgs? It results wit him found dead due to blood lose 8/10 (I know it should have read blood loss but not proofreading it lead to me reading it as blood lose, that error cheapened the impact and dropped this from a 10/10 lotb to an 8/10)

Then use ya body as chum, punches shred threw and wast kids
Gut shots make you puke by the ocean to prove that you bay sick 4/10

MK thinks he roping wins, he the lamest appealing
So after I block this win doe I'll have him hang from the ceiling 3/10

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Originally Posted by MKG

Just to shut you faggots up, keyed this up


This site use to be full of smart people, but fags like you two are bringing it down
When you post there's always an absence of witt that resembles muzzles 1st round 10/10 - lotb

B is the only threat, and even then his chances of winning are hopeless
So muzzle you'll get the beef after beans like you ordering at chipotle 4/10 (chipotle/hopeless rhyme scheme really dropped this from an 7/10 to a 4/10)

I fuck the life out your bitch, while your sex game is sloppy
After I'm done, she just lays and roasts beans w/o making coffee 10/10 - lotb

You guys are garbage but act like your dope, I'm confused by your type
Cuz you guys are hard to read.. Feed, and even like 7/10 (lmao the minimalist style actually worked here)

Muzzle is known for contradictions, but deep down he knows he's wack
The type of dude to say you shouldn't help bums then ask for some feed back 7/10

Muzzles been dodging for weeks, no showed in our previous BA meeting
That battle resulted in a void, now you wont be able to avoid this beating 10/10 - lotb

LOL ur name on the bracket I saw ya last battle... Weakest shit I ever saw
Ironic that sharp isn't even in the tourney and he had a tougher draw - 3/10

Ya chick may claim you but my dick game is superior, she craves the dick
Funny you're the one who proposed, but at night I'm the 1 engaged w/ ur chick 5/10

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MKG =56, lotbs = 3
Beans = 41, lotbs = 1
TheMuzzl3 = 11, lotbs = 0

v-MKG