If the honorable @
JUDGE BB DA BB will allow, I'd like to speak on behalf of the defendant formerly known as Figurative.
Figurative is going through a tough stage in life, dealing with a raging set of hormones. But his recent name change took him too far. I would like to enter the plea of insanity on behalf of the defendant formerly known as Figurative, with the stipulation that he change his name back to Figurative and be forced to masturbate to lesbian porn until his head is cleared of these homosexual thoughts, not that there's anything wrong with that.