[big baby]

PancakeBrah: All rise.


*ALL RISE*

Department One of the Superior Netcees 2.0 Courtatron featuring Mustachia the fifth and Heralded BB is now in session.
JUDGE BB DA BB:. Please be seated.
JUDGE BB DA BB: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Calling the case of the
People of the SUPERIOR NETCEES 2.0 COURTATRON, Are
both sides ready?
District Attorney: Ready for the People, Your Honor.
Public Defender: Ready for the defense, Your Honor
JUDGE BB DA BB: Will the clerk please swear in the jury?
Clerk: Will the jury please stand and raise your right hand? [Wait for
everyone to stand.] Do each of you swear that you will fairly try the
case before this Netcees 2.0 court of mustachia the fifth, and that you will return a true verdict according to
the evidence and the instructions of the court, so help you, God? Please
say “I do”.

NETCEES 2.0: I DO

JUDGE BB DA BB: You may be seated.

JUDGE BB DA BB: @Moe Jetts @Bags @PancakeBrah, WE WILL FIRST AND FORMALLY START WITH @Figgles, YOUNG MEXICAN'T OF NETCEES 2.0 IS BEING CHARGED WITH EXTREME FAGGOTRY BY THE COUNCIL @Moe Jetts, WE ARE HERE TO RESOLVE THE MATTER AT HAND AND I WILL DO THAT, SHORTLY. AFTERWARDS WE WILL RESOLVE THE MATTER CONSIDERING OUR RESIDENT FLASHER CONSTITUENT KNOWN AS THE "TINY PEEN" FLASHER, AKA BRIT BLISTER, AKA LONDON SMALLS AKA WOMANCHESTER AKA "LARS AS SMALL AS MARS" HUGHES, AKA TEENY WEENY AKA BRIT BLISTER THE SIX INCHER, ANY OTHER KNOWN ALIASES WILL BE REGARDED IN THE STATEMENT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

@Figgles YOU ARE BEING CHARGED WITH FAGGOTRY FOR i HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF, WILL ANYBODY MIND EXPLAINING TO ME WHY THE THREE DAY JAIL SENTENCE IS SUFFICIENT, STARTING WITH YOU, OR ANY OF YOUR REPRESENTATIVES OR REPRESENTATIVES OF THE NETCEES 2.0 SUPERIOR COURT?