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I fucked my best friends ex girlfriend then made her my girlfriend, a day after they broke up and while he was still out of town, then he came back and fucked her out of spite towards me, got her pregnant, and she tried to tell me it was mine. I wouldn't have found out if my drug dealer hadn't told me that the two of them had just bought ecstacy together.

All this happened while I was getting kicked out of my house and living out of my car, with all my shit in my trunk.

A few weeks later and I'm moving into my own place with my good friends, getting ready to go to school in the spring, and making way more money at work off of a promotion.

Life is weird.