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imo alcohol tastes like fucking liquid putrid asshole UNTIL you start getting belligerently drunk off of it

the whole thing is kinda like hitting puberty and suddenly wanting to fuck every girls pussy off. sure, some of those girls are fucking ratchet af. The Ruble, Old Crow, Keystone Ice's of sluts. But all you know is you wanna be all over them and you cant control yourself


As you get older, you start to enjoy better varieties. A finely aged brunette bourbon. Luscious blonde rums in cocktail dresses and glassy shoes.

And you don't have to bury your fucking face in them to appreciate them, all you need is a little tease. The wanting/ anticipation is the real flavor, the unsaid desire to drink them in until you cant fucking walk

And yo both ways are dope as fuck. Everyone ITT is an idiot but me.