lol diode did bandwagon jump like a motherfucker tho
inb4 w/e d00dz, couldnt support jerruh jones and his reign blah blah
inb4 owait wuts up with this upstart team w/ cam newton and a killer d. fuck cowboys never liked em lolololol
inb4 dallas drafts jameis winston
inb4 "im a big dallas fan, even tho i wavered i secretly still loved them'
inb4 dallas 8-8 for one year
inb4 carolina drafts @
BIG FUCKA BABY in 2029
inb4 "fuckin Elon Musk runs the Cowboys like shit, always loved the cowboys despite him but now it is too much!"
inb4 becomes carolina fan, but only because retired in golf cart home in carolina, honest. tellin grandsons about "Google" and how he knew everything. grandkids use occulus sunglasses to imagine grandpa diode is naked chick
long-form inb4