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Old 09-14-2014, 02:15 AM   #10
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Accomplishments
- can recite entirety of shrek 2

Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Originally Posted by Figgles View Post
... what?
his dog can walk on two feet and talk human he bit diode and diode has a human dog and a normal dog, his human dog is like brain from fmaily guy and his normal dog is lieklassy and he was out wit his gf and her gf's and they were eating freshylc ut veeal straight from the farm, the veal was still fucking moving and shit and he was like i love animals man gonna murder china man for killign dog fuck but then anyway they ate the veal and human dog brian was like RUFF DUDE IM LOSING MY SHIT and diode liek whoa i got big muscles dude back off bitch and then he like no o i WONT and normal dog like rurff wtf and ruff ruff and then diode like THATS IT IM SUING MY MUSCLES TO SUBDUE YOU DUDE, CALL IT MY SUBDUDE LOL girls laughed like diode so funny lmao subdude you lmao and he schokeslammed brian family guy dog and then the dog bit him and his dog is a beta dog (mediator in wolf pack) AND BIT DIODE too cause diode was being aggressive and then it pricked his hand and then diode killed brina family guy dog and he drew the words "BLOOD" on the dogs coat in his own blood to show the dog to not fuck with diode cause he does mma and is strong as fuck muscles bulging and beard in south carolina eating veal at country club with woman all over him cause hes hot and muscles
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Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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