Originally Posted by Plot

Australia is plagued by canetoads, I've seen countless die in hilarious fashions.
Cricketbats, golf clubs, tennis raquets, my friend once collected a garbage bag full and took it to a train station and let them all out in the carriage heading to town.
I've seen their guts nailed to the floor (when you hit them hard enough they throw=up their guts, they can swallow them again and live, its a weird toad thing, but not if they're nailed to the floor) seen them get liquid papaer over their eyes and left on tall rooftops to eventual hop to their demise. Sickest thing I seen was this evil kid at school caught one and pinned it to a dart board and cut open its chest, you could see all its guts and see its lungs like little balloons inflating, deflating, he dropt paint thinner on one of the lungs and it shrivelled up, then the other one which wasnow inflting twice as big got the thinner and the toad suffocated. All kids in oz kill toads