[Beyond]

Not bad. Some of it didn't rhyme for me or the syllables were off in places, so I'm guessing you keyed this up. Probably also an accent thing like when I read Neighbor drops, guessing you guys live around each other? Or have melded your styles so closely that you picked up each other's weaknesses as well as strengths? I don't know. All I know is that this was apparently posted a few weeks ago and I'm necroing it because I seen your name and my Spurs in your avy and was like, "WTF?" So then I searched you and seen this and was curious, then I started reading and was like, "Alright, this is cool."

I'm so alcha, I don't even tip my waitress, it's awesome.
I'll get filthy wasted in fifty places by autumn.
I'm so alcha my tipsy stage forgotten..
Actually, with the last rhyme here I'm guessing you just forgot the 'is' in between stage and forgotten to make the syllables match up.
And right to hammered. I'm so alcha my life is glamor. And glitz.
I was in the van with your bitch, with both hands on my drink.
See here, drink doesn't sound like bitch and glitz to me. It sounds like think, ink, pink, sink, etc. But I realize this is an accent thing and drink rhymes with those words for other people. I guess. All is forgiven. For now...
She was like “You’re so alcha, you're driving me crazy”.
I said “Bitch, shut the fuck up, I'm driving, it's crazy”.
I'm trying to stay in these lines but they're wavy.
I'm looking at signs to guide me to safety,
but if you look at me drive it's a sign that I'm faded.
I'm so alcha you can find me in Vegas, lively as Blake is.
Pretty sure you changed the very last syllable rhyme on purpose here. Blake Lively line was dope.
Life of the party, with some tight little hotty
while I'm climbing the stages right in the lobby.
I fly in for April, and drink till its August.
What I’m trying to say is I'm a big alcoholic.
Like the first line. Word.
Cause I’m SO ALCHA I’m in a permanent drunk state.
I’m on a murderous drug rage in my convertible Mustang
holding pertinent information from the burglary upstate.
I’m a person of interest last seen in a burgundy tux stained
with purplish blood spats and a perfect shaped moustache.
This was a pretty dope section. See you changed the end rhyme again at the end. Liked the first two lines a lot.
I observed the great blood bath with some vanity.
Increased the murder-rate and drug stats single handedly.
Word.
And I'm so alcha I always got a drink in my hand.
Single handedly swigging this can, getting shittered royally like the king of Japan.
Swigging don't rhyme with the rest for me. Accent thing again.
I'm so alcha I'm the friggin man.
I'm so alcha my fridge is packed, front to back with friggin alch.
Ok.
And my pad's too frigid, fuck a wack room temperature.
Straight CHILLIN in my Pabst blue ribbon shirt.
I'm an asshole Tinder perp when I relapse on the syzzurp;
Liked the Pabst blue ribbon shirt. End rhyme was cool as well. lol @ asshole Tinder perp.
bombin on these bitches like a jihad on a sinner.
Plus my screen tag is a winner,
you can follow me on Twitter @rehabisforquitters.
Nice swag @Twitter line.
I'm SO ALCHA. Nicknamed Whisky Face,
the shit I drink is painful.
Every sip I take eliminates a brain cell.
I been awake for days now...
I'm so alcha that my liver ain't the same how
I could take a piss that if you drank, you'de literally get tanked now.
Brain cell line was dope. Cell doesn't really rhyme with the rest, but kinda does I guess with how long the multie is and saying it a certain way/fast.
I'm so alcha that I broke the wagon from jumping.
I could smoke a chalice for nothin,
with coke in the basin.
And it still wouldn't overpower my buzzin when I toke the flame in.
I get totally wasted on Boeing airplains when I'm coasting to other nations.
But I'm on layover in Copenhagen, sober.
Coping by chewing on Copenhagen to hold me over.
This is probably the sloppiest section. Maybe if you had changed "when I toke the flame in" to "when I'm tokin' the flame in." Could also change "coasting to other nations" to "coasting to nations." Won't even bother with last two lines.
POST mortem.
Cause ya'll killing my buzz from the most boredom.
Lazy.
You so average it's fuckin absurd. I'm so alcha I stumble and slur.
Humpin ya girl cause I'm so savage. I'm a drunk on the verge of rock bottom.
At my intervention chuggin a beer while the cops watchin.
Gosh darn it I'm cold dammit, and not stoppin.
I'm so alcha. I'm SO ALCHA!!!!!
Liked the first two lines. Gosh darn it was cool, too.

Overall not as sloppy as I remembered upon first read after breaking it down. A lot of it is just difference of accent. Maybe you don't pronounce certain syllables of certain words either, who knows? Some parts were obviously lazy, but most of it was pretty good. Just needed a little more consistency/effort, but I'm guessing this was a key job, so all good. Watching UFC as I write this. Fucka bb, doe. Bags' alias?! Seemed like it. Anyways, this is the part of my feed where I don't actually feed and rant about random shit to make my feed look much better than it really is, although it's still 5 trillion times better than any other feed in this thread (forum?!). But seriously, though. This forums is ass. Every reply is "dope" or "this is tight" or some variation of those, possibly in a sentence format without actually saying anything about anything. English's was ok I guess, but he's a faggot and not good at this thing we do here. I mean, I suppose it could be that none of these dudes are on your level, which is understandable. That'd be kinda like Masaii trying to critique Split's boarding or Ray Rice's wife attempting to help him improve on his hands game. It just doesn't hold any weight. But word, this was still better than 90% of the shit in here, so props for that. I know you can do better, but you didn't give a fuck here. Which is fine. And alpha. So there you go.

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