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Old 09-13-2014, 05:59 PM   #16
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lol @Muff Diggity

its simple. He loved boxing. But not really. He just loved Mike Tyson and Roy Jones. He maybe watched a few other fights. They were fascinating. A secret love to a obscure sport where the championship came and everybody watched. He was one of them. He loved it. Until he grew up. He noticed that his champions retired and that he had to look elsewhere. Mayweather was the household name amongst others. He remembers feeling the little boner he had as a kid while watching Tyson. "Mayweather VS Pacquiao, can it happen?" His eyes lit up, little boner raging. "They must" little answer said. "They must fight, they just have too!" He followed the news online and on ESPN. He read interviews and stuff. The fight wasn't going to happen. He was outraged. "WHY DOESNT THEY FIGHTEIU! I HATE BOXING! " The ufc happened to come into relevance. Feeling boxing cheated on him, he watched UFC for a bit. He liked it. Guys hugging each other. This is where he belongs. Champion vs Champion, easily. Rolling around and mediocre strikers. This is awesome he said! "THIS IS AWESOME, NO NAME RODRIGUEZ IS GOING AGAINST EVEN BIGGER NO NAME SMITH" "I LOVE THIS SHIT TWO CHAMPS GOING AT IT, UNLIKE MAYWEATHER AND PAC! I HATE BOXING! FUCK BOXING! RIGGGED! PACQUIAO SHOULDVE WON AGAINST BRADLEY! THIS IS SO RIGGED! I CANT BELIEVE THE INJUSTICE! IM CERYING! I DEMAND NEW JUDGES" little answer said with his peeking raging boner sneaking up on him. He smacked his boner "down little champ". From here on out, FUCK boxing. Forever. The end. The story of answer
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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