just yesterday i was shoveling these bricks at work and seen a giant toad and coaxed him onto my shovel, behind the back fence is a JUNGLE of weeds and trees, and i launched him like the shovel was the arm of a catapult
instead of flying over the fence into the dense jungle however he just hit the fence like in the middle nowhere near going over, and i felt so fucking terrible lmao
i just pictured a fence link smashing him in his dumb toad ribs and him being like UGHHHH
but word as a kid i smashed one with a brick and my sister cried like wtf are you doing
FUCK AMPHIBIANS
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EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER
BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS
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