http://www.iflscience.com/space/our-...s-map-and-name
The internet won't leave me alone.
I'm gonna write a story about it, so everyone can be like, 'yeah!' And they'll laugh 'cause it'll be funny, 'cause I'll talk to the internet like it's my wife in bed and she likes kicks me and shit or nags me about things wives nag Joe Blow guy I want to relate to me about. They'll be like, 'this guy has insight and I find his personality appealing' and then I'll become part of him and influence the people he influences sorta and it'll be all fucking life altering in some butterfly effect kinda deal. Shit yeah. Changing people. It's my life source. Be more like me 'cause I'm better than you, but only because I'm smarter and shit or something. Fuck.