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Old 09-02-2014, 09:14 PM   #34
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- can recite entirety of shrek 2

Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Originally Posted by uh-oh View Post
HOWS YOURS

OH YOU DON'T GOT ANY YET CUZ YOUR A DUMB ASS BABY

I BET YOU CRY LIKE A FUCKING RETARD OVER NOTHING

I HOPE THEY PUT YOU IN YOUR CRIB AND FORGET ABOUT YOU AND YOU GET YOUR HEAD STUCK BETWEEN TWO WOODEN SLATS AND YOU GROW UP STUCK THERE WITH A STORK FEEDING YOU ITS VOMIT SO YOU DONT DIE AND PISSING YOUR EYES FOR NOURISHMENT. WHEN YOU FINALLY COME OF AGE YOUR PARENTS REMEMBER YOU EXIST AND SELL YOU TO A GUATEMALEN COPPER MINE WHERE YOUR ABNORMALLY LARGE HEAD BALANCES OUT THE MINECARTS SO THEY DON'T SQUEEK BUT INSTEAD OF HELPING OTHERS YOU GET ATTACKED BY GIANT WASPS AND HAVE BARRELS THROWN AT YOU BY GIANT GORILLAS

I AINT MAD

HI IM UH OH. I TYPE IN CAPS GUATAMEALN I HATE BIG BABY I LOST MY TEETH FUCK BIG BABY .HES AN AMAZING BOARDER I ANT TO FUCK BIG BABY LITTLE UDMB FAGGOT BABY HOPE YOU DIE. HEY I NEED 13:50 TO FIX MY TEETH CUZ THEY'RE BROKEN I GOT AND INFECTION *TAKE SPICTURE OF FAT FACE* SEE IM DYING GUYS THERES A MICROBIAL ALIEN EATING AWAY AT MY HYPOTHALAMUS AS WE SPEAK I CANT FEEL MY FINGERS. IM GOING TO DIE MY DAD BORROWED MONEY I THINK IM GOING TO KILL HIM ITT. HEY IM UH OH LOOK AT MY BEARD I THINK THE VIKINGS ARE GOING TO WIN FANTASY FOOTBALL IM UH OH. IM WHITE BUT I MIGHT BE BLAC K CAUSE IM BLACK LOOK AT THESE BLACK PEOPLE HOLDING UP SIGNS I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE I WANT TO FUCK BLACK PEOPLE IN THEIR BUTTS ESPECIALLY MALE ATHELETS LIKE LEBRON JAMES IF U SAY NIGGER I SEWAR TO GOD ILL NEG YOU WITH THE ER MIGHT AS WELL CALL ME A NEGGER NOT A NIGGER CAUSE IMA NEG YOU CAUSE IM A NEGGER GET IT WITHOUT THE E. LISTEN TO DIS SONG I MAKE BEATS WANNA HEAR BEATS BOOM BOMOOBM SCHIKA CHIAK WOWOW BAM SOUNDCLOUD PAGE I HAVENT MADE BEATS I DONT AHVE TIME TO DO IT MALACHI CAN I FUCK U AND STEAL UR TEETH UR LIKE 5 YEARS OLD I HAVE A BERAD I CAN HIDE U IN MY BEARD MAYBE IF I GROW A BEARD IN MY MOUTH ITLL FIGHT OFF THE BACTERIA EATING AWAY AT MY JAW IM GONNA DIE GUYS TODAY IN CONSTRUCTION JOB I FARTED AND ATE A BEER YO MY BRAIN IS MELTING ASS NIGGA. FUCK YOU
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Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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