September 2010
Young Fredrick Caicedo decided to defy all odds against him and become a hipster. He took a pair of his grandfathers old glasses and popped the frames out, and while there snagged a skyblue blazer from his papas wardrobe. With his new image, he asked some fellas in the quad watching the UK version of The Office on their iPad 3s if they'd like to come over to his house and drink Budweiser Platinum. They accepted. To make a good first impression, he bought an Atari from his stepfather, who was a cook at the local Dennys and actually his real father, and plugged it into his television. When the big time arrived, one of his new acquaintances tried to put a N64 Gex: Enter the Gecko cartridge into the Atari. By everyone's surprise it worked, and they played for hours. When the night was no longer young, and all of the hipsters were gone, Fredrick attempted to turn off the Atari. It shocked him with the might of 1,000 Arcade Fire fanboys and left him unconscious. He woke to a man hovering over him, who seemed to be wearing the attire of Gex. The being told him he was Pancakebrah and asked if he even lifted, and then drifted into the shadows.
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