[Badweather]

i'd tie fishing line around a door knob on the roof of a building. i'd tie two lines actually. one that goes to my neck and another one that goes to my waist. the one around my neck would be about a foot shorter than the line around my waist. after i'm all rigged up and shit, i'd super glue my hands to my head. once the glue dried, i'd jump off the roof...if all went as planned, my head would be severed off my neck, but still glued to my hands. so, when they see my body, i'll be dead as fuck but still miraculously holding my on head. fucking dope.


"hold ya head chris"