@mustacio
OH I THOUGHT WAS CUZ MUFF DONT NEED VALIDATION FROM ANY1. HES A STRONG FATFACED MILKDUD WITH AMBITIONZ OF A SAILOR. SEADADS SUBORDINATE. SEA SON. THE SEASON OF HALFRICA IS UPON US. SEACHILD. @SEACRITIC. MULLATO COOKIE PEPERIDGE FARMS BARNYARD LOOKIN ALFONSO BBQ RIBSIERO PLUS SWOLLEN FACE. NIGGER BEE STING. CANT POST A PIC IM ON A SUBMARINE....INTERNET ISNT UNDERWATER. ALMOST GOT SHOT DUR8NG DRUG DEAL.....DRUG DEALER ALSO HAD SUBMARINE. WE SWAM TO HIS SUBMARINE.....THEN HE HELD US AT HARPOON POINT. LUCKILY IM BLACK. KINDA. GRAVY FACE CHIMP. HEY. I KNO WOMEN...CUZ IM A NORMAL PERSON. BUT IM NOT. CUZ I DONT. ANYTIME WE EVER HANGOUT WE NEVER HAVE OUR PHONES WITH US....WHICH R CAMERAS....BECAUSE ITS 2014...BECAUSE WE HATE THE CELLPHONE COMPANIES BECAUSE WE R IN THE NAVY AND SUBMARINE. SO INDONT HAVE ANY PICTURES. BUT IM TELLING THE TRUTH BECAUSE OF COURSE I AM. SEADAD GROUNDED MUFF. NO PS4....GO RAKE THE CORAL REEF. GO VACUUM THE OCEAN FLOOR. STUPID VEEGAN. IM MAKING MY TEXT COMEBACK! IM NOT EATING CLAMS CASINO IM A VEEGAN....AND I LIVE UNDER WATER.....CASINO...CUZ HE KNOW....CLAMS IS VAGINA....VEEGAN IS VIRGIN....SUCKIT MUFF U FUCKIN FAGIT. MY WOMEN R OPTICAL ILLUSIONS FUCKBOY. I WOUOD SHOW U A PIC OF THE GIRL I WENT TO SECOND BASE WITH BUT U DONT KNOWNHER CUZ SHE GOES TO A DIFFERENT SUBMARINE ASS FUCKHEAD. IVE ALREADY FULLY PROVEN MYSELF BY POSTING ONE CRUSTY SELFIE WITH A MYSPACE ANGKE TO HIDE MY BLUBBERY FACIAL STRUCTURE BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE MONGOLOID. WHITE TEE WORN WAS JIZ RAG. WACKS OFF TO AQUATIC LIFE. OCEAN POLICE. HEY STOP RIGHT THERE ...IM OFFICER MUFF ....UR UNDER ARREST FOR J WALKING STARFISH!!! LOL STARFISH LOLS AT U. U NEED SUM PUSSY OFFICER MUFF LOL GET U SUM OCTOPUSSY....LOL GET IT? CUZ SUBMARINE. NO INTERNET UNDERWATER. CANT POST PICS OF WOMEN. BUT HAS THEM. SAOD WOULD POST THEM. NOW IS HAVING A WEEK LONG INTERNAL BATTLE WITH HIMSELF AS TO WHETHER THE REWARD OF PROVING BAGS WRONG IS WORTH THE RIDICULE OF HIS CELLULOIDAL MAN FACE GORILLA WOMEN LOGGED IN HIS PHONE GALLERY CURRENTLY. IM MUFF LOL.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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