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Originally Posted by King Karaoke
Hi...
They blindsided u & your friend, I understand y u could not react
If u had a glock on ya instead of glaucoma, u could've watched his back
If the story's true, u should've told that faggot "Run"
Idk what's harder to believe, ur friend getting shot or u actually having 1- lotb
Women don't want anything to do with you haters
Why call your team alpha and omega if its made up of 2 betas? - lotb
U should've teamed with Cro or Neigh, either one would've been oh so deadly
U got this shit mastered Bey, y pick a pupil who's worse than the 2 u own already
Para ur a pussy, so step brother and I'll make u lick the white dog shit, kid
Cuz you're more of a pushover than Blanco Bishop in that OC Caucus vid - lotb
Get rid of the hooptie and cop a new ride as soon as u get some bread
Shit wouldn't get u from A to B if it was in that choose ur own adventure thread -lotb
Ladies man? Every time I step foot in the club bad bitches run to me
While Para's at home giving Kent Moore wood than the cabinet company
Bye...
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Originally Posted by Paradigm
Alpha
Our tactics are jarrin'. That's a fact with this jargon.
We'll put Milk in a box.. & their faces on the back of a carton.
We're rippin into cats. You two are sickenin & wack.
Seein Chocolate Rain down punches is like listenin to THAT.
Got no cash & can only pull whales who lack fitness.
You never see Chocolate Chip in unless it's to feed fat bitches.
Orc it's infamous the way you've been a biter forever.
You're just a Conner that's Notorious like your idol McGregor.
Kar you're white & not in the ghetto where death's morbid.
You don't kick it with blacks in the gutter unless you're Ed Norton. - lotb
Writes every verse on his iphone, never battles solo
there's One Bite Behind Everything he's produced like the Apple Logo - lotb
Woman admire my physique, it makes the hookers squirt
the last time anyone had Eyes for O's was wearing a Hooters shirt - LOTB LMAO
Omega
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Okay so I had this scored 7-7 for wait let me check the team names okay wait it's a tie. Really nice battle with a bunch of hilarious shit. Since I have it tied I have to go by the lotb's. MC had 4 lotbs with some of the ones quoted being related to NC which I like. The Bey personals were roflz as always. AO had 3 lotbs BUT that Hooters bar was my absolute favorite out of all of the lotbs for both teams. Very creative and funny. The short and succinct writing really worked bc it was a bunch of jabs. I could probably swing the win in AO's favor just bc of that bar but that would be unfair to the other team. The lotbs stand at 4-3 MC so I'm going to stick with the consistency. I think if AO had a few more personals sprinkled in it would have been a different call.
v-MC