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Old 08-23-2014, 07:17 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by ill nik-A View Post
Swerve has seen this before, so he’s frustrated & sad
this is Classic déjà vu… another tourney u enter & get eliminated by bags
we know bout my partna in Mexico; go & clown it, u rookies
bags got burned... but Strikta’s baby had to stop, drop & roll just to get outta the pussy
This Canadian fag recruited in trailer parks, so u’ll need a major spark
my pen game so strong… the Jaws song comes on when I smoke u like a vapor shark
yea, u’ll say I’m the old guy but yall more washed up than any us
Bags asked when was the last time u cried... not every tier u drop with every loss
I wont console ya; with the angles u takin vs me it doesn’t get much poorer
it’s the same old game… & Strikta’s invitin us to play Techmo Bowl with only one controller
u fucks, its over! Swerve’s partnership has been a pride basher
This is like your sex life… u were excited to get muff only to be denied after
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Originally Posted by Swerve View Post
Nika, I’d beat your face in, you should know then chief,
That after this Abuse, you’ll get laughed at…just like your garbage OM piece.
Nik got all the J’s in the world.. now try a dunk, playa
You can create off the dribble?... yea, & a dirty spic'll be born 9 months later.
Bags life’s been sucking recently, I bet your dicks starting to blister,
But it’s darkest before the dawn…cause that’s when that nigger’s fucking your sister.
I go cray on bitches hardcore when I fuck them in their beds,
Bags goes crayon a bitch drawing naked dudes in discussion threads.
Mexico wasn’t good to Bags and now Nik’s about to take a hit,
And leave him hooked up to a drip that would match the one coming off of Bags’ dick.
But let’s be frank…you getting laid aint something ever said,
Cause the only time Bags has any options is in a Veritas adventure thread.
Even Nik family wouldn’t vote for him, damn its sorry looking,
If they decide to picnic, its to avoid his lame excuse for barbecue cooking.
Dope Battle. This is the best I've read from Swerve. Off the dribble and drip were the lotb imo. OM Piece was lols. dawn was lols. Bags opener was dope. Techmo bowl lolzed me. Tier was pretty good. Jaws was swag. Swerve had one more quote and lotbs and was personal after personal. This can go either way but I gots swerve here.

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