Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

you lead the herd. there are roughly 40 of you. women and children walri in tow. it has grown dark. You are feeling afraid. You see the shape of a man...glowing pink...he is wearing a furry lumberjack hat. his eyes turn towards you and he laughs.

HE screams out: "I HAVE BECOME LEGION, WE ARE MANY....I DIED IN TEH PLANE CRASH BUT HERE I AM.....WE ARE TRAPPED HERE BY THE WATER.....PERHAPS WE WILL ESCAPE THIS WATERY PRISON BY BUILDING A BRIDGE OUT YOUR FLOATING FATTY SKIN!!!!!"

you are legitimately concerned.

do you:

A: tell him to fight you and leave your herd alone
B: scream to the herd to run