ease off, cuz I'm guessing u ain't street dawg
n that might be going out on a limb, but u are too u fucking tree sloth
herd u sniffin, but doesn't that nostril blur ur vision?
it looks like King Leonidas is about to yell "this is Sparta" n kick a Persian in it
n u don't think ur fat? try pickin up a scale
postin threads about shrimp, I wouldn't expect any different from a whale
u haven't dated, so no wonder ur always agitated
plus ur face is goin in so many directions, chicks'd need traffic lights to navigate it
ur a fuckin loser, wtf u know about respect
I'd tell u to go kill urself, but u literally couldn't fit the rope around ur neck
facts are in, ur whole life is ugly shoes n laxatives
I'd ask about ur sex drive, but that face is tellin me there was a highway accident
standin there all pissed n so fuckin broke
ur not known to sit calm, but u look like a mix of Alf n the Ghostbusters ghost
n ur aliases n troll names gtg cuz it's not healthy
a couple dozen joint accounts later n we've still only noticed the pot belly
@faggot